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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

August 20th, 65,443 notesreblog

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

August 18th, 187,285 notesreblog

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

August 18th, 97,398 notesreblog
thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

August 18th, 173,304 notesreblog

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

August 17th, 279,806 notesreblog

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

August 17th, 889,022 notesreblog

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

unnostalgic:

facebook game requests are like people: irritating. 

August 16th, 3,096 notesreblog

synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

August 16th, 153,103 notesreblog